They do it with meows...

"Woke up and went to the kitchen, and found two pairs of eyes staring at me. A menacing growl alerted me to a third presence. I turned around and looked in her eye. She had a sinister look about her, but i couldn't be sure. Hmm..."

"The kittens are very cute and the cat is also trying to endear herself by resorting to acts like meowing sweetly and sitting near me, occasionally brushing, nudging herself closer to me. But i am wary, trying not to fall to her charms, but its proving difficult day by day... "


"I find myself buying milk... not for myself but for her highness and her minions."

"Her looks have become more and more menacing... She has that lordly swagger when she roams in the house."

"Initially i thought we would be adopting them, but i think its the other way round now. She has that smug look about her, about a job well done. Her meows have become more and more patronizing. Her ploys have succeeded it seems... Resistance seems to be futile... Dont know how much longer i can hold out..."

Few days later...
He cradled the kittens in his arms, removed the baby bottle with warm milk and put them to sleep in a specially modified box.
The takeover was complete.