The obvious laws of the really obvious

Some of the laws composed in this Prep Leave:

abhi's law of the really obvious - " The rate of studying is directly proportional to the quality of the zerox."

And...

"A survey of one during PL showed that the mind is at its creative best when a book of haykin is put before it."

urvashi's correction : "The mind is at its creative best when any damn engineering book is put before it."

rucha's law of the really really obvious - " The speed of studying is inversely proportional to the creative imagination of one's mind."

rucha's law of the insanely obvious that your mind boggles at its obviousness and even the statement "This statement is not funny you know... not even a teensy weensy bit humorous though it could bring a smile at your face... thinking about the pathetic attempt to be amusing... the pressure gets to you you know." cries before it and wishes that it was this obvious - "The speed and quality of studying is directly proportional to the number of exams left."

And to all my fans in the star system of Betelguese - "Hi there!!"